Rare Facts You Didn't Know About Cleopatra
More than 1,500 years before the reign of Elizabeth I of England, Cleopatra proved that women were capable of ruling nations, and that they could do it with intelligence, grace, and sometimes brutality. But much of what we know about the queen of the Nile comes from history that has been fictionalized. The fictionalized and made up stuff, are sometimes called facts, whereas the real facts are truly surprising and weird. Here are some weird things you didn't know about Cleopatra:
1)Not from around here -
If someone asked you to name an Egyptian from ancient
history, it would probably be a toss-up between King Tut and Cleopatra.For many
people, these are the two historical figures that embody ancient Egypt gilded,eye-linered,
and walking around their luxurious palaces with their hands at 90-degree angles. But here's a funny thing: One of those two people
was not actually Egyptian. According to History of Macedonia, Cleopatra was a member of the Ptolemaic Dynasty,
which was descended from Alexander the Great's general,a man named Ptolemy of Lagus. That means they not only had Greek ancestry,they spoke Greek and followed
Greek customs,too.The Ptolemys ruled Egypt for 300 years after the nation was
handed over to Ptolemy following Alexander's passing in 323 B.C.So how did Egypt
wind up in the hands of a bunch of helmet-wearing dudes from another continent?They
conquered it, which was what the ancient Greeks often did whenever they got
bored.
2)Keeping it in the family -
Inbreeding, as it turns out, is not just for nasty
Lannister Queens and Deliverance characters.It was practiced to some degree in
pretty much every royal family from Europe to the Middle East, but the Egyptians practically turned
it into a competitive sport.In Egyptian mythology, the god Osiris married his
sister Isis in order to maintain the purity of the royal bloodline.They were
gods, so presumably genetic disorders weren't really a problem for them.Unfortunately
for the Egyptian pharaohs, who saw the Egyptian gods as awesome role models,genetic
disorders were a problem for mortals.Anyway, when the Ptolemys rose to power
they were all, "Hey, this inbreeding thing sounds like a great
idea!"So by the time that got down to Cleopatra few hundred years
later, she was a genetic soup of mish-mashed Ptolemys. In keeping with their very
gross noble family tradition, Cleopatra went on to marry both of her younger
brothers.
3)A beautiful mind -
Pretty much every modern and semi-modern depiction of
Cleopatra tells us she was stunningly beautiful,which frankly does seem sort of
incompatible with the whole generations of incest thing,but maybe it was a
fluke.In February 2007 a coin was unearthed bearing a portrait of Cleopatra,
which appears to confirm that the queen was actually rather ordinary-looking.The
fact that ancient historians didn't say much about her looks also suggests she
was no Elizabeth Taylor, but the more important point is that it really doesn't
matter. Life of Antony, written by Plutarch im. in 75 A.D., made the following
observation about Cleopatra:" "Her actual beauty was not so
remarkable that none could be compared with her, or that no one could see her
without being struck by it, but the contact of her presence was irresistible.The character that attended all she said or did was something
bewitching". Turns out, Cleopatra wasn't just a shrewd and charming
diplomat, she was also a student of mathematics, medicine, alchemy, economics,history,
geography, and pretty much every general education subject you probably detested in
college. And she spoke nine languages.
4)Twisted sister -
In Egypt it was customary for pharaohs to rule in
pairs every regent needed a co-regent of the opposite gender.According to
Live Science, Cleopatra ruled with her father Ptolemy the Twelfth for a short time
until his demise in 51 B.C.In his will, Ptolemy the Twelfth decreed that Cleopatra
should marry her 11-year-old brother,which was probably only a ceremonial
thing.Either way, the two were clearly not fond of each other and the
relationship ended with Ptolemy the Thirteenth trying to wrest control of the
throne, and his sister appealing to Julius Caesar for help reining him in. Caesar and Cleopatra famously became
lovers,and Ptolemy the Thirteenth was never happy with Caesar's decision that he
should rule with his sister.Eventually Caesar defeated Ptolemy at the Battle of
the Nile, and Ptolemy drowned int he river while trying to escape.So Cleopatra
was really only partially responsible for sending her brother to a watery grave.Because of the whole "Must have a
co-regent thing", Cleopatra had to marry her other brother,who later
died under mysterious circumstances.In other words,
Cleopatra had him poisoned.Then she ordered the execution of her sister Arsinoe,
who took Ptolemy's side during the family feud and at one point declared herself queen.In
conclusion, Game of Thrones is plagiarized from Cleopatra's diary.
5)A-scent to
greatness -
We've already established that Cleopatra was interested in alchemy, but
she also understood a bit of actual chemistry.She believed in the power of
fragrance not just as a cosmetic but also as a tool of persuasion.According to
Perfume Power, Cleopatra doused her ship's sails with perfume before sailing to
her first rendezvous with Mark Antony to make sure that he smelled her before he
saw her.She also owned a perfume factory, which sort of seems like an odd side
job for a queen,but if you just can't find the sort of mind-control fragrances
you need at the Macy's perfume counter, there's probably some value in just having
it done at your own factory.The ruins of Cleopatra's perfume factory are located
near the Dead Sea, and there is evidence that it also operated as a sort of day
spa some seating remains, which is reminiscent of the chairs you might sit in to
have your nails done or if you, too, wanted to be doused with mind-control
fragrances.
6)Born this way -
Many ancient rulers saw themselves as divine,even
godlike.For Cleopatra, the whole ruler-as-divine thing was part ego, part public
relations genius.According to scholar Elizabeth A.
McCabe,Cleopatra called herself the new Isis,telling her
subjects she was the embodiment of Isis on Earth, or the reincarnation of the
goddess.Not to be left out, Mark Antony also claimed to be the embodiment of
Osiris on Earth.Remember the whole Isis marries her brother Osiris thing?There
you go.Now, that's not to say that Cleopatra was very dedicated to the whole
Isis thing.Prior to that she was known to play which every goddess happened to
suit her.When she sailed to that first meeting with Mark Antony on her perfumed
barge, she was dressed as the goddess Venus and was waited on by young boys
dressed as Cupids and maids dressed as sea nymphs.Antony was enamored, to say
the least because,who doesn't get all hot and bothered when their crush shows up
for a first date on a perfumed barge dressed as a deity?
7)Reality bites -
One of
Cleopatra's most enduring legends has to do not with her life but with her
untimely passing. According to the story, when Cleopatra learned her forces had
been defeated by Octavian Augustus,who would become the first emperor of Rome,she
killed herself by holding a venomous snake to her breast.Because historians like
to debate things,no one really definitively accepts this account of Cleopatra's
death.For a start, the story indicates that it only took a few minutes for her
to die, but the venom of that particular kind of Egyptian snake actually takes a
few hours to work,and is even occasionally survivable.According to the
Smithsonian, most historians do agree Cleopatra's death was self-inflicted,but
the method isn't clear.It's possible she simply drank a bunch of poison, but
that story just isn't as dramatic,which is probably why today most people still think
it was a snake.
8) Didn't Wanted To Get Old -
Like pretty much every human being, Cleopatra had an innate
desire to avoid getting older. Unfortunately, plastic surgeons were in
short supply in first-century B.C. Egypt, and Botox wouldn't be invented for
another couple millennia.So Cleopatra had to get creative.According to legend,
Cleopatra's daily bath required a tub and 700 lactating donkeys.You heard that
right!According to The Vintage News, all over the ancient world, women used
donkey milk to keep their skin pale and to keep wrinkles at bay.Emperor Nero's
wife was said to travel with whole troops of she-asses so
she'd never have to miss her daily donkey-milk bath.And today, scientists know
donkey milk has a lot of important health benefits it can be used as a cow milk
substitute for people with allergies, and yes, it's also used in modern beauty
products, just in case you don't think you'll be able to procure yourself 700 donkeys
and enough servants to milk them everyday.
9)A woman scorned -
Throughout much of
ancient history, women with cheating husbands were just expected to smile happily
and pretend like they weren't feeling totally humiliated.So imagine what Julius
Caesar's wife Calpurnia must have thought when her husband erected a gilded statue
of Cleopatra in the temple of Venus Genetrix, right next to the statue of the
goddess herself.This was obnoxious on a number of levels,not just because
Caesar seemed completely indifferent to how a very public statue of his mistress
would make his wife feel, but also because the Romans didn't believe their rulers
were particularly divine the way the Egyptians did.However scandalized the Roman
people were by the statue, it remained in the temple for at least 200 years.So
it's possible the statue had at least some religious significance, probably
because of Cleopatra's association with the goddess Isis,who had her own minor
cult following in Rome.
10)Invasion of the husband-snatchers -
Mark Antony might not
have his priorities in check.Why?Well, He skipped an entire invasion so he could
spend the winter with Cleopatra in her Alexandrian palace that's why.According
to History Net, in 41 B.C. Antony assembled an army and went east, summoning client-kings
in hopes of gathering resources for a Parthian invasion.One of those
client-kings was 28-year-old Cleopatra, who said something to the effect of "Let's make love, not war."Then Antony said something to the
effect of,"The invasion can wait" and followed her back to
Alexandria, leaving his army in the hands of his governor.To make a long story
short, the Parthians soon crossed the Euphrates River and everything pardon our
French went to hell. Meanwhile, Antony's wife Fulvia had to flee Rome after
getting her butt kicked by Julius
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